Your cleaning a cage and a hamster bites you...your reaction is?
- Bite the hamster back
- Take a deep breath and continue with your work
- Scream bloody murder, then faint
QUICK!!! The UV sterilizer is out. What do you do?
- Bite the UV sterlizer
- Call Casco for some bulbs
- UV whatza?? Ahh feeling so faint
You come to work to find that there is no water coming out of the loc line and the fish are dying. What do you do?
- Put baking soda in the tanks..kills them slowly
- Take out each fish individually and give them mouth to mouth
- EWWW! I dont want to touch the fish. They are slimy and gross!
A customers dog takes a huge shit on the floor. You:
- Distract the owner and "take the dog out"
- Pick it up with your hands and discard promptly
- Vomit on the floor, the owner, the dog.....
Someone drops a cat at the door and leaves. You:
- Kick the carrier in front of a car
- Take the cat home...who cares if you get fired. It's a cat (Won't be Alex's response)
- Poke the carrier with a stick then call Animal Control. How do you know its not a raccoon
IF YOU SCORED:
MOSTLY A's
Maybe Petsmart isnt the place for you to work. I would think that maybe working at a steak house or being the asshole who drives the animals to the slaughter house. I'm not saying your an animal person, but...
MOSTLY B's
You love the animals (maybe a bit too much) and would probably benefit from working
MOSTLY C's
Is your name Unkie??
